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1300+ CrossFit Team Names
You’ve just stumbled upon the ultimate list of CrossFit team names that will either leave your opponents trembling in their metcons or rolling on the floor laughing!
We have got over 1300 of the funniest, most badass, and cheekiest team names available on the internet for your CrossFit team. Have a browse below and enjoy!
Funny CrossFit Team Names
No doubt you’ve already told all your friends (and probably even strangers!) that you do CrossFit and that it is the best thing in the whole entire world since sliced bread. Well, now you can tell them all about the upcoming event you’d like to invite them to and the funny CrossFit team name that you’ve chosen from below! 😉
- The Beefcake Factory
- Unrepentant Thinners
- Booty Busters
- Better Naked
- Rump Yours
- Run, Run, Go Away
- Chubby No More’s
- The Popular Kids
- Martha Stewart’s Power Cleaners
- Mom Jeans
- Metabolism Maniacs
- Run Like The Winded
- Scale Tippers
- The Intermediates
- Thighsman Trophys
- Gainz For Jesus
- Out Of Shape
- Sandbaggers
- We’re Not Gunna Bake It
- Bod Squad
- Starvin Six
- All Pain, No Gain
- Racks And Sacks
- Pickles And Protein
- Weigh Less
- Let it Melt
- Ass Thrusters
- Weapons of Mass Reduction
- If Only Making Money Was This Easy
- Team CrossFit
- Belly Dumpers
- Skinny Jeans Team
- Lighten Up
- Tick Dicklers
- Get Hard
- No Weigh No Way
- Muffin Abductors
- Hot Bod Makers
- Only Super Cool People
- Sweaty Medballs
- Serial Hikers
- Swass
- Swole Mates
- Oh, Swoley Night
- Starvin’ Marvin
- Say No to Ticking Health Time Bombs
- Gut Busters
- Team Softwood
- Probably Gonna Walk
- The Best Slapstick Crossfit Team
- Here For The Free Shirt
- Waist Removal
- Burpees And Beers
- Is It Five O’Clock Yet?
- Dorks
- Seven Jerks And A Squirt
- Chalk Dirty To Me
- Fat Dumpster
- Droopy Drawers
- Fueled By Hops
- Dude, where’s my gut?
- Belly Acres
- Slow Burn
- The Thinner Winners
- It’s Slimpossible
- The Sweet Couch Potatoes
- Voldemort
- The Fighting Cocks
- Worst Game Of Tag Ever
- Fitmen For Hire
- The Cheaters
- Designated Drinkers
- Insomniacs with Running Problems
- No Extra Cheese
- Fats All Folks
- Will WOD For Donuts
- My So-Called Legs
- Tried and Tasted
- Run Track Minds
- iLoveMe
- Toe Jammers
- The CrossShits
- Aggressively Average
- Not Larch by March
- Unpacking the Trunk
- Let’s Lose the Caboose
- GangBag
- The Baconators
- Abs By Bacon
- World’s Okayest Runners
- Pimp My Stride
- The Team that Shall Not Be Named
- Dirty Mudder Funkers
- Waist Recycling
- Where’s The Bacon?
- Less Talk, More Squat
- Raging Hormones
- Born Losers
- The Losemore Fam
- Spongebob Slowpants
- Mini Mees
- Team Don’t Put the Weights Back
- Dumbbells And Donuts
- Look Ma, No sleep
- The Bankrupts
- Got The Runs
- Slimsons Theory
- Mouth Wide Shut
- Waist Basket
- The Dreadmills
- Born to Lose
- Bacon Love
- Lost Almost Everything
- Stocking Stuffers
- Booty Fall
- Hard Rock Ab Owners
- The Running Joke
- Lovehandle Losers
- Donald Pump
- Bringing Sexy Back
- Blood, Sweat, And Beers
- Skinny-Sized
- Keyboard Warriors
- Revenge of the Nerds
- We Hate The Runs
- Cupcakes Anonymous
- Pair-A-thighs Lost
- Re-distributions
- Save Our Soles
- Cardio Sucks
- Clean And Jerk
- Cleaning Crew
- In Recession
- Mud Flaps
- Made in Canada
- PizzaShut
- Shake And Bake
- Hakuna Masquata
- No Mo Junk in da Trunk
- A Jerk and a Snatch
- Asset Audit
- 82Much
- Chafing The Dream
- Bubble Butts
- Ass Riders
- Donut Droppers
- Blew by You
- Broseph Stalin
- Older Than You
- Kim Jongs Young Boys
- 25% Down
- Seeking Abs
- The Scream Team
- Sore Loins
- Ready Or Not, Beer We Come
- Redundant
- No Excess Luggage Allowed
- TeamB-Less
- Heavyweights
- Team Bill Brasky
- Hangry Birds
- Team Hardwood
- Running Better Than The Government
- Do Not Doughnut
- Fragile
- Teacher’s Pet
- Operation Narrow Waist
- Field Good or Field Good Factor
- Not Fast, Just Furious
- Speed Bumps
- The Slimfits
- Your Local Rejects
- Bad Fat Chuckers
- Only Regrets
- TeamOne
- Badunkadunk Busters
- Like Fun, Only Different
- Agony of De Feet
- 150 Burpees A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Mission Slimpossible
- The Flimsy Worms
- The Winning Team
- Where’s The Finish?
- Twisted Blisters
- Mudder Of All Hangovers
- Heart Monitors
- Sore To The Finish
- It Never Gets Easier
- Onion Booty
- The Lunks
- Twinkies Defence
- Head Over Meals
- Out of My Whey
- The Trimtones
- GangBan
- Tears For Beers
- Fatties No More
- WaisTED
- Caboose Cutters
- The Losing Team
- No Regrets
- Target Weigh-less
- The Dag Nabbits
- Do You Even Lift, Bro?
- Just The Tip
- Thrust Her? I Barely Know Her!
- Bring that Booty
- What’s That In Miles?
- Sensitive To Pain
- Snatchue Of Liberty
- Still Oblivious To The Distance
- The Senior Citizens
- TeamZero
- Got Fat
- Top heavy
- Clumsy
- Withering A-Weigh
- Hardly Athletic
- Nerd Herd
- A Lot at Steak
- Butts And Beer Bellies
- Gamecocks
- Exiling our oversized booties
- Minnesota Thins
- Ready to Lose
- Dicks In Boxes
- Chronic Injuries
- Test Eagles
- The Butt Clenches
- Deadlifts and Chill
- Team Swingers
- Crosshitters
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Badass CrossFit Team Names
There are always some legit badasses at every CrossFit box. Even if you or your team mates don’t consider yourselves badasses, you can choose a badass team name from below and make it seem like you are. And then when competition day arrives, other teams will shiver at the badass-ery that is your name.
- The Butcher Shop
- Team B-Less
- All Must Go
- Steroids
- Sons Of Guns
- Gods with Hot Bods
- Caution
- No Rest Days
- Rough Boyz
- Elite Crossfit Team
- The Metahumans
- Barbell Bosses
- Fire Means
- Death Doctors
- Overdrive
- Till We Faint
- Hustlers
- Buff And Stuff
- The Gladeaters
- Tremors
- Your Pace or Mine?
- Rock Solid
- Bar Breakers
- Sole Train
- The Hammerheads
- Turbo Fit
- Steel Beams
- Run 4 Fun
- The Terminators
- Golem
- Lajitfit
- Perfect Posture
- Diabolical
- The Captivators
- Impact Velocity
- Fit From The Inside Out
- Firestarters
- Overachievers
- Stallions
- Team Bane
- Gunshow
- Overkill
- Pulsating Veins
- Gamer Changers
- Just Results
- Iron Throne
- The Real Contenders
- The Jalapeños
- Obliterate
- Chaos Crew
- WOD Squad
- The Vanguards
- Dead Lifters
- Rampage
- The Brutes
- Speed Racers
- Fit Of Fury
- Pride
- No Speed Limit
- Fat Fury
- WOD Warriors
- Fit Avatars
- P 90 Flex
- Metal Crushers
- Wake the Lion
- Movers And Shakers
- Record Breakers
- Bomb Squad
- Detonate
- Tribe
- Big Barbell Club
- Flex
- From Men To Monsters
- No GiveUp
- Dirty Deadlifters
- Sprint Squad
- Demolition Team
- Temper Temper
- Team Godspeed
- The Behemoths
- Peak Performance
- Hulk Smash
- Meat Carvers
- Masters of the Gym
- RepEaters
- Saunami
- The Intimidators
- The Schwarzeneggers
- Golden Tickets
- Body Beasts
- Mountaineers
- Stud Muffins
- Gentlemen With Guns
- Bad Attitude
- Mountain Men
- Sha Donk!
- Positive Vibes
- Bison
- Gains All Around
- Gym Borns
- Dynamo
- Born Winners
- 25% Off!
- Temporary Pain
- Impact
- Mass Destruction
- 2Fit2Quit
- Body Abusers
- Lean & Mean
- Stronger Than Yesterday
- Record Beaters
- Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
- The Money Shots
- Minutemen
- Exterminators
- Uncompromised
- Trail Blazers
- Team Hulk
- Guardians of the Galaxy
- The Hand
- Real Survivors
- The Shredders
- Titans
- Supermen
- The WMDs
- Iron Men
- Viking Squad
- Marathon Maniacs
- The Slim Pack
- Top Shelf
- The Metabolics
- Race War
- All Gain, No Pain
- The 6 Packs
- Cut It Out
- The Bulls
- Workout Warriors
- Dynamite
- One More Rep
- WOD Culture
- In Style
- Gladiators
- Guts To Dust
- Roadrunners
- The Reps
- Igniters
- Thinning The Herd
- Mind Over Matter
- Rebels
- The Crossfit Collective
- Cowboys
- Muscle Mania
- The Best Team
- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
- Demand Crossfit
- Katrina
- Plague
- The Bolts
- Slim Reapers
- The A-Team
- Protein Addicts
- Be Low Us
- Threat Level Midnight
- The Fighting Bishops
- Bad Beach Body Boys
- Tough Mudder
- Hurricane Sandy
- Time Killers
- Running the Rack
- Suns Out, Guns Out
- Record Smashers
- Isometric Dudes
- Decepticons
- Legends Of The Rep
- Bench Buddies
- Lucky Charms
- Eat, Sleep, Crossfit, Repeat
- Hogan’s Heroes
- Relentless
- Smash
- Spark Plugs
- High Flyers
- Cluster Clan
- Why Not?
- Crossfit Untamed
- Workout Wonders
- Fitness Rules
- No Pain, No Gain
- Muscle > Fat
- Fat to Fittest
- The Chiseled Ones
- The Double Unders
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Cheeky Partner CrossFit Team Names
Whether you’re a married couple, best friend from school, work colleagues, or even just CrossFitters at the same box, you just love doing your WODs together. Why not go ahead and give your dynamic duo a team name that your box will always remember the both of you by? We’ve compiled a list of cheeky Crossfit team names below.
- Thing 1 And Thing 2
- Ren and Stimpy
- Bulldozer Team
- Two Pairs Of Thighs
- Peanut Butter & Jelly
- Bad And Booty
- One Rack And One Sack
- AnyMore AnyLess
- Pretty Pretty
- How I Met This Runner
- Married To Crossfit
- Gym & Juice
- We Swiped Right
- Romeo And Juliet
- Guns And Roses
- The Fast And Delirious
- Short And Stout
- Tootsie Rollers
- Together, Stronger
- Profit and Loss
- Siegfried And Roy
- Better and Best
- Skinny Bou’s
- Barbells And Bros
- Work Mates
- Adam And Eve
- Opposites Attract
- Butch And Sundance
- Soul Mates
- Cheech And Chong
- Skinny Dippers
- Fred And Wilma
- Tag Team
- Penn And Teller
- Dharma And Greg
- Naked and Afraid
- Thick And Thin
- Slim N Trim
- Dead Men Running
- Tom And Jerry
- Jacked & Tan
- Chunky Monkeys
- Smokey And The Bandit
- Yin And Yang
- Beavis And Butthead
- 2 Fast 2 Furious
- The Twins
- Laurel And Hardy
- Partners In Crime
- Snatch & Grab
- Barhell Brothers
- The Young And The Breathless
- Hustle And Muscle
- Bonnie And Clyde
- Way & Co
- We Left
- Until Death Do Us Part
- Couples Therapy
- Thelma And Louise
- Jerk And Snatch
- Tap Out, Tap In
- Skim & Slim
- Booty And The Beast
- My Motivation
- Friends With Crossbenefits
- Guns And Looks
- Faster Than The Speed Of Love
- Puss And Boots
- Two Peas In A WOD
- The Game Boys
- Vicious And Delicious
- Batman And Batgirl
- Friend Zoned
- Mario & Luigi
- Ginger Bread Men
- Him And Her
- Excuse My Friend, He’s A Little Slow
Creative CrossFit Team Names
You and your team mates may not be able to pump out burpees or perform an 20 minute AMRAP in 5 minutes like Chuck Norris can, but at least if you choose one of the creative team names below, you’ll make it seem like you can!
- Cluster Crew
- WODspeed
- Cirque Du Sore Legs
- Flab Busters
- Tons of fun
- The Gymnastics Four
- Taco Barbells
- Getting Loss
- All The Whey
- Weight Zero
- Running On Empty
- If Trump Can Run, So Can We
- Squat Squad
- Smallsville
- Lost Because
- Ternion
- Flab Shrinkers
- Less Than U
- The Slimsons
- Little Steps of Hope
- Slower Than Justin Bieber Doing Long Division
- Coast Busters
- World Cup
- MeNew
- Churchill Downs
- Rowing Pains
- The Meltaways
- Meltaways
- Lean Into It
- Amish I Wasn’t Running
- Happy Feet
- 99 Problems But A Bench Aint One
- Broad Chesters United
- Body Builders
- Friends with Weightlifts
- Thin to Win
- Nutin’ To It
- Net Loss
- Weight Warriors
- Fatra
- It Only Hurts The First Time
- The Athletic Team
- Amino Disrespect
- HolyShoot
- Blue Team
- Beastjuice, Beastjuice, Beastjuice
- Belly Flat
- One Weigh
- Farmasi
- WOD Save The Queen
- Pumba Tumba
- Born to Win
- Drop It Like It’s Hot
- Good Bye Lovehandles
- Dwindling Expectations
- Snatch Me If You Can
- We Pity The Fool!
- The WODfathers
- Take Off
- Been There, Done Fat
- Keeping Up With The Kenyans
- No U-Turn
- Lost My Mine
- Waist Shapers
- Liar Liar Legs On Fire
- Stop, Drop And Squat
- Snack Attack
- Excess Baggage
- FreeSome
- Losers
- Deleteous
- Your Loss
- HiIn
- Another Night At The Bar
- Creatine So Much Fear
- Re-fused
- Weight Benders
- Flex Appeal
- Buck Furpees
- Downsizers
- Drop It Now
- Waist Watchers
- All For WOD And WOD For All
- WODopolis
- Spin Doctors
- At Least
- Snatchy McLovin
- The Underground Emoz
- It Figures
- Mithoo
- Hola Amigo
- New Dimension
- Talent Agency
- Regima
- Lost Boys
- InTestTime
- Yippie Kie Yay Heavy Lifters
- Pound Droppers
- Sweat Lovers
- Ignorance Is Blisters
- Zimbo
- The Flat Tyres
- Pumba Team
- Sauna Mina Dika
- The Shedding Machines
- Lollapaloser
- Time Theives
- New Creations
- Zombie Apocalypse Preparation
- Fitness Maniacs
- Workout Stylists
- Eight Two Much
- Wii Left
- Bad Santas And Naughty Elves
- Flash Gordon
- Fat Earthers
- Team America
- Let All Prevail
- Refusees
- WODs In Our Favor
- ReNew
- A Team Has No Name
- Diminishing Returns
- Dump Your Rump
- Tour de Fat
- In WOD We Trust
- Fit to Page
- Winning Losers
- Gym Class Heroes
- The Squatting Dead
- Journey to Lose
- Ran From The Law And The Law Won
- Waist Away
- What Would WOD Do?
- More Than Less
- World Wide Weight
- Natural Born Killers
- Hungary Hanna
- McDoNot
- Fillet-buster
- Cast-A-Weighs
- Big Bad Apples
- Ploum Ploum
- Boxers
- Team McSlim
- The Slims
- Sugar 3 (Good for 3 members team)
- Achy Breaky… Everything
- The Breakers
- Way Less
- Holy Fit
- Dietox
- Net Weight
- Kilo Game
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Walk The Walk
- Just Do It… Tomorrow
- We Lift More Than We Make
- Thrashing Thrusters
- Lighten Up
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
- Sole Patrol
- WOD Did We Get Into?
- Power Rangers
- The Obstakillers
- The WOD-Tang Clan
- Fitness Chasers
- Paleo Hunters
- VegMe
- I’m Fast Because I Run With A Cape
- Weigh to Go
- No Less No More
- Candy Crush
- Kilo Zoom
- More Legs Than A Bucket Of Chicken
- Quiz-goes
- Mid Leg Crisis
- Die Lard
- Nothing Extra
- Below See Level
- Cafe In
- Body Toners
- Walking Fat Burners
- Going To Need New Clothes
- We’re Weighting For You
- Carb Blockers
- Team Future
- Weigh To Go
- Sunny Sauna
- Less Than Yesterday
- Fat Shed-iators
- Profit and Weight Loss Account
- The Over Achievers
- Oh My WOD
- Oh My Quad
- Garbage Men
- Health Warriors
- Body Sculptors
- Caloright
- Why So Serious?
- KiloBite
- The Flexions
- Legs Miserable
- Going the Distance
- Pace Cadets
- We Stole Something
- Heat Hard
- Belly Bailout
- Pumped Up Kicks
- Installing Muscles, Please Wait
- The Personal Trainers
- Floopa’s
- New Direction
- Cell-u-Light
- Wishful Thinning
- Ruck Funning
- kiloGrab
- Snacks Over Meals
- Anonymous
- bIG bUZZ
- WOD U!
- This Just Thin
- Jiggle Giggle
- Run Forrest, Run!
- Relay Racers
- Netflix And WOD
- Not A Cent More
- I Thought This Was A Pub Crawl
- XBox
- WOD Do U Mean?
- WODs Up?
- NeverBetter
- Refugees
- Rise of the Fit-ians
- Soda Crush
- The Trots
- WOD God
- Shed the Lead
- Less Than More
- Fatloss Badloss
- Say Choose!
- Weight Strippers
- 5K Everyday
- Flat Balloons
- Pain Killers
- Tenderfoots
- Company Cupcakes Cutting down
- Change Your Weigh
- Carb Loaders
- Between A Walk And A Slow Pace
- Guts to Dust
- Everlasting WOD Stoppers
- 99 Problems But A Snatch Ain’t One
- Fatloo
- Slim Pancakes
- Second to Last
- PokeWOD Go
- Indecisive But Not Sure
- Running From Commitment
- Fat Squad
- 30 Hour Team Sobriety Challenge
- Fitness Fanatics
- Drop It Like It’s Squat
- Reducers
- Worst Pace Scenario
- Cellulite Assassins
- WOD Are Those?
- Cereal Killer
- Shake Weight All-Stars
- Keep Calm And Squat On
- Aldous
- WODDING Crashers
- Flab Fighters
- Smartie Pants
- Slim Pickens
- Snatchin’ And Dispatchin’
- Out with the Octopus
- Hi5
- Yes We Can-ada
- Not Dead, We Just Smell Like It
- Waisting Away
- Go Down
- Sweating Sveltes
- Choose to Lose
- Thinner than You
- Junk Bunkers
- Snatch Jokes
- GreenTee
- Going Light
- Time Wounds All Heels
- Cruisin’ for losin’
- Flexual Healing
- AC/DC
- Many Less
- Skinny Up
- BangGag
- Hodor
- The Mudstaches
- Temporary Pain
- Calvary Air Bounce
- Keep Calm and Squat On
- Amish Assasins
- Fitness Rules
- Bros and Barbells
- Stop, Drop, And Squat
- French Toast Mafia
- The Slim Pack
- Slimpossible
- Two Peas in a WOD
- Girls Just Want to Have Run
- Run like the Winded
- Fat Bottom Girls
- Mudder of All
- 82Much
- Slow Burn
- Shooting Star Syndicate
- 2Fit2Quit
- Misters, Blisters and Soul Sisters
- Bringing Up The Rear
- The Sandbaggers
- Buns On The Run
- Till Failure
- Crossfit Collective
- Booty and the Beast
- Just two more
- Sole Train
- Cirque de Sore Legs
- Zombie Jamboree
- Just Here for the Bacon
- Baby Got Track
- Flying Space Monkeys
- Legs Miserable
- The Weight List
- Weights before Dates
- Twister Blisters
- How I met your Mudder
- Will WOD for Donuts
- Salute the Glutes
- Lean on Me
- The Flip Force
- Pain Killers
- Victorious Secret
- Broseph Stalin
- Just Results
- Some Assembly Required
- Meaty Divas
- Clean Jerks
- First Rule of Crossfit: Always talk about Crossfit
- Blood, Sweat and Beers
- Between A Walk and A Hard Place
- Drop It Like A Squat
- Flex Appeal
- Gym Class Gypsies
- Nerd Herd
- Dashing Divas
- The Couch Sweet Potatoes
- We Can Do This in Our Sleep
- It only hurts the first time
- Team Spanks
- Trouble Unders
- Hustle and Muscle
- 2 FIT 2 QUIT
- Dirty Deadlifters
- Fem Fitales
- Flexual Healing
- Buff and Stuff
- The Young and Breathless
- Creatine so much Fear
- Burpees Outbreak
- Band of Mudders
- Rinse and Repeat
- Arms and Hammered
- The Stud Muffins
- The Squatting Dead
- Straight outta on-ramp
- Get Er’ Run
- Jacked In The Box
- Oh Kale Yeah
- The Cool
- Mom Jeans and Power Cleans
- Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
- Fueled by Hops
- Buns and Guns
- My So Called Legs
- Waist Management
- We’re here for the free shirt
- Small but Mighty
- Like Fun only Different
- Suns Out, Guns Out
- The WOD Squad
- Amino Disrespect
- The Scream Team
- Beast Mode Babes
- Vicious and Delicious
- Less Talk’n, More Squat’n
- Rock Solid
- Aggressively Average
- WOD now, Wine later
- Lunging Ninja
- Sweat Junkies
Cool CrossFit Team Names for Females
CrossFit girls are some of the fittest athletes around! Yet there are different perceptions of what you actually do at a CrossFit box, as portrayed in the picture above. Why not choose a cool team name from below for your next CrossFit competition and show them all what a CrossFit girl really does!
- Lean Queens
- Thin It To Win It
- Kettlebelles
- Barbelles
- Juicy Booties
- Wild Kittens
- GRL PWR
- Show Me Your Snatch
- Victorious Secret
- F-Bomb Moms
- WODsluts
- Lifter Sisters
- She Unit
- Extreme Makeover – Booty Edition
- Sassy by Summer
- Disappearing Dames
- Skinny Minnies
- Crouching Girl, Hidden Cucumber
- Lean On Me
- Black Mambas
- Sister Tribe
- Pretty Pack
- Peacocks
- Dangerous Divas
- Shooting Star Syndicate
- Keeping Up With The WODashians
- The Fem Fitales
- Barbell Barbies
- La Femme
- Hustlin’ Honeys
- Raw Nips And Chapped Lips
- Bye Bye Bubble Butts
- Chalk Blockers
- Crushing Balls
- Feisty Females
- Girls Just Want To Have Run
- Muffin Top Stoppers
- Meno Pause Squats
- Sole Sisters
- Swole Sisters
- Stunner Runners
- Miracle Workers
- Queen Bees
- Training To Be Badass
- Lady Killers
- Girl Bosses
- The Cougars
- The Ho Ho Hoes
- GoGo Girls
- Dashing Divas
- Fat Bottom Girls
- Baby Got Track
- Girls On Fire
- Salute The Glutes
- Estrogen Express
- Female Force
- The Matriarchy
- Bringing Up The Rear
- Chick Clique
- HERd
- Lady’s Gun Club
- Flexible Divas
- The Mudderellas
- The Sexbombs
- Iron Maidens
- Like My Rack? You Should See My Snatch
- Beast Mode Babes
- Girl Gang
- On The Grind
- Fembots
- Flab-u-less
- Lifting Ladies
- Small But Mighty
- All About That Pace
- Fairly Attractive Running Team
- Breaking Balls
- The HBICs
- Pretty Tough
- Run Like A Girl
- Girls, Manterrupted
- Dwindling Divas
- Cunning Stunts
- The Muddy Virgins
- The Amazons
- Girl Power
- Waist Management
- The Unicorns
- Slick Chicks
- Sweaty Coconuts
- Multiple Scorgasms
- The Femme Fatales
- Baby Dollz
- Wonder Women
- Super Fem
- Fierce Vaginas
- Babe Bunch
- Two Girls, One World Cup
- Forget Skinny, Be Strong
- Get Ovary It
- She Devils
- Meaty Divas
- The Cowgirls
- Smart Bells
- Buns On The Run
- Buns And Guns
- The Bit Cheese
- Passion Pavers
- Dixies Midnight Runners
- Weights Before Dates
- WOD Now, Wine Later
- The Medusas
- Slimalicious Babes
- The She-Hulks
- Gurly Girls
- Concrete Vaginas
- Sisters Before Misters
- Skinny-Sized booties
- FLASH (Fit Ladies Always Stay Healthy)
- The Blossoms
- The Dottirs
- Making HERstory
- Women Slimpowerment
- Gallop Gang
- Neander-Gals
- Dirt Up My Skirt
- Estrogen > Testosterone
Game of Thrones CrossFit Team Names
- Hodor
- Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
- Protector of the Realm
- Lannister Family Reunion
- The Unsullied
- We’re Number Wun Wun
- Reek
- The Kingsguard
- The Master of Coin
- Lord of the Andals
- Stark Raving Mad
- The Dothrookies
- Born to Be Wildling
- Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
- Watchers on the Wall
- Dark and Full of Terrors
- The Sand Snakes
- The Faith Militant
- Battle of the Bastards
- Ours is the Fury
- Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
- The One True King
- Trial by Combat
- Ask Me About My Grey Worm
- The Usurpers
- Halfman, Half Amazing
- A Team Has No Name
- Tywin, Lose, or Draw
- Stormborn
- The Kingslayers
- Land of the Free and Home of the Braavos
- The Direwolf of Wall Street
Christmas Crossfit Team Names
- Yule-Log-y
- Rudolph’s Drinking Buddies
- The Mistletoe Wonderers
- Jingle Ballers The Roasting Chestnuts
- Solstice StarFighters
- Jolly Saint Tricks
- The Pregnant Virgins
- Rudolph’s Red-Noses
- Merry Quizmas
- Festivus Freaks
- Don and the Gay Apparels
- Naughty List
- Dashing Through the Hoes
- Jolly Saint Dicks
- The Demented Elves
- Cheeses of Nazareth
- Festivus For the Rest of Us
- Operation Yuletree.
- Rein Dears
- The Balls of Holly
- The Noel-It-Alls
- Team Krampus
- Lil’ Drumma boyz
- Dancer’s Lancers
- Santa’s $8/ Hour Helpers
- Team Naughty
- Jolly Holly Killers
- The Promise Keepers
- The Mistletoe Jockstraps
- Kwanza Kolleagues
- Chained Reindeer
- We will deck your halls!
- Jolly Saint Hicks
- The Maids A Milkin’
- Scrooge’s Little Helpers
- Santas Little Trotters
- Holly Jollys
- Silent Knights
- The Lil’ Drumma Boyz
- The Parumpapapums
- The Three Wise Men (and Women).
- Winter Wonderland
- The Wise Men
- The Ho Ho Hoes.
- Candy Canes
- Red Nose Reindeers
- Ho Ho Ho’s
- Jolly Saint Pricks
- The Stocking Stuffers
- Santa’s Sweet Cookies
- The Ho Ho Hoes
- Jolly Raunchers
- Vixen’s Pixies
- Retail-Slave Elves
- Mulled Wine Militia
- Prancer’s Enhancers
- Three Kings
- Tinsel Toes
- The Jingle Balls
- Hanukah Haus
- The Fruitcakes
- Blitzen’s Brazens
- NOEL!
- The Naughty List
- The Roaring Chestnuts
- Angels on Horseback
- Donner’s Honours
- Sugar Plum Fairies
- Santa’s Helpers
- The Jingle Belles
- The Red Nose Reindeers
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From ‘Flexy Beasts’ to ‘Wod Squad,’ these Crossfit team names are as hilarious as they are motivating!